SLJ Vol 9 No 3 -- CyberPsalms


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CyberPsalms by J. Edgar Hix CyberPsalm 1.1 You came to us executable, Jesus: user-friendly shareware to upgrade our systems, expand our capabilities, link us to the Spirit’s bulletin board. You came to us without viruses, without hidden costs, with complete instructions, on-line help and 1-800, 24-hour technical support. We expected You, but when the prompt said "Enter" we didn’t. CyberPsalm 2.1 God of all programming languages, my .exe’s are not executing. My .com’s are commanding strange things. My Readme.txt is in Greek, not ASCII. All my applications are incompatible. I am full of bugs. Play Your fingers over my keyboard. Run Your diagnostics. Reconfigure my system. And, for goodness sake, please back me up. CyberPsalm 3.2 Relational God, only pure database and deeper than data. Your words are the assembly language for Your people’s applications. Nest me in Your operating system. You are my config.sys and autoexec.bat. My win.ini. Your command.com is written in my root. CyberPsalm 3.3 Here is my BIOS, Senior Designer; my tree, its files barely better than randomized. I have installed and tried to uninstall so much shareware and freeware downloaded from so many web sites only You can debug my .dlls, correct my paths, defrag my c: drive.
Here is my system: all my codes and passwords, all my hidden files. Optimize me.

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