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Strongsad sits alone in a circle of chairs, talking to his surroundings
about vaguely religious things. In walks Homestar Runner.
Homestar: “Hey de’w Stwongsad. What awe you doing on this fine and sunny
aftewnoon?”
Strongsad: “Well, what I’m here for is to lead the daily prayer meeting for
Strongbadia’s chapter of InterVarsity, but nobody wants to come.”
Homestar: “Well gee stwongsad, I can hewp with that wight now!”
Strongsad: “Thanks Homestar.”
Homestar: “Fiwst I have just one question. Why wewe you tawking to the
floah?”
Strongsad: “That’s just the way that I commune with the spirits and talk to
God.”
Homestar: “Oooooohhh!! I just thought you wewe cwazy ow something.
Talking to the floah!”
Strongsad: “Well, I do talk to. (Interrupted by the arrival of The Cheat,
who throws something at them before making it up with a hug)
Homestar: “Well hewo de’w liddle guy! What awe you doing hewe?”
Cheat: Squeaks in a bored way, tired way.
Homestar: “You should join us in pwayew!”
Cheat: Agrees but with resentment (still squeaking).
All three are deep in their own weird forms of prayer when, suddenly, Coach
Z unexpectedly arrives.
Coach: “Hey der, ho der! Whatcha boys up to, here, talkin’ to the walls? I
say, is this the prayer meetin I heared about? Word on the street is you
guys give out free lunch to a fella who drops in, am I right? Am I wrong?”
Homestar: “Wew I don’t know about that Coach Z, but I think the daily
pwayew meeting is an impowtant time to fowm welationships with youw
Chwistian family.”
Cheat: Argumentative. Finally affirmative when Homestar interprets that he
believes the meetings are important to get into heaven.
Strongsad: “Well, those are all really good reasons, but the true
importance of prayer is to maintain our relationship with God by talking to
him every day.”
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