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Barriers
By Curtis Chang
Topic: Barriers to our friends’ feeling comfortable checking out
Christianity via the fellowship
Amy sitting in chair studying. Sani enters.
Sani: Hey, I’m back roomie. Did I get any messages?
Amy: No, sorry, all your admirers must’ve found something else to do
tonight!
Sani: Ha, ha, very funny. What are you doing?
Amy: Trying not to repeat what happened last semester. I’m trying to
actually keep up with my work. But its too early in the semeste, and
besides its Thursday night. Its practically the weekend! What were
you doing? You seem like you’re always gone on Thursday nights.
Sani: Uh, well, uh I was at small group.
Amy: Small group! What’s that?
Sani: Well, some of us get together to study the Bible. And we
discuss it. [long pause] Tonight we studied 1 Kings 9.
Amy: Hmmm, that’s nice. So who runs this bible study?
Sani: TCF
Amy: TCF? What’s that?
Sani: Oh, sorry. Tufts Christian Fellowship.
Amy: So, its a group for Christians, huh?
Sani: Yeah…. but I mean I suppose anybody can join.
Amy: So, what other sort of things do you guys do?
Sani: Well, besides bible studies, we go on retreats like the Winter
Retreat coming up in two weeks, and chapter camp at the end of the
year. Oh, of course, there’s the weekly Friday night large group
meetings.
Amy: What happens there?
Sani: Well, we hear a speaker. And other stuff. Oh, and of course we
worship also.
Amy: That sounds interesting. . [long pause]
Sani: So, uh, um, are you interested? I mean in coming to a TCF meeting?
Amy: Uh, no. I was just curious.
THE TWO FIGURES FREEZE. Gene walks out.
Gene: An ordinary, innocent, and brief conversation. Or was it? What was
really happening during it? In here (pointing to Amy’s head) where
its most important? Let’s find out.
THE TWO FIGURES REWIND ACTIONS AND REDO SCENE up to
Sani: Oh, well we study the Bible and discuss it. Tonight we
studied 1 Kings 9.
Amy: Hmmm. PUTS HAND TO CHIN AND LOOKS WONDERINGLY TO RIGHT.
TRANSITION (Music?) TO STAGE RIGHT
Jared, Gene, and Curtis are gathered around the table amidst a mound of
thick books.
Amy slowly joins them in the middle of their conversation with a small, old
Bible in hand.
Jared (in British accent): Now, we will commence with our study of the
First Book of Kings, chapter 9, versus two to eleven. As you all
know, the background for this is the chronic dysfunction in the
monarchial system and the socio-religio ramification of deviance from
the prescribed Yahweh cult. Let’s turn to the text, shall we? Any
opening comments?
Gene: Well, of course this passage must be read in light of Second Kings
and the historical tension between the Northern tribes and the tribes
of Judah. Look here, in Second Kings 4:11, and 2:13, we find
references to Moab and the high places of Chemosh. And then of
course, there is the famous reference in 3:23.
Jared: Ah, yes. Good point, good point.
Curtis: I disagree. Gene, there you go again. Grossly overestimating
the historical factors and neglecting close linguistic and textual
analysis. Anybody can see that the passage utilizes the phrase
“praise be to God” which of course, if we turn to our original Hebrew
text, ah yes here it is, “Baruch adah adonoi” Notice the adonoi, not
Elohim, not Yahweh. which thus shows, well, I mean, I think it is all
too obvious.
Jared: Ah yes. Good point, good point.
Gene: But, Curtis, there you go again. Neglecting the latest
archaeological findings regarding such inscriptions. Look here….
Jared: Ah, yes. Good point, good point.
Amy: Uh, I’m sorry, but I’m not following. I just have this old Bible
that was sitting on my shelf. I haven’t looked at it in years. I was
just curious whether it had anything relevant to say… uh, I don’t
think this is for me.
Amy returns to frozen posture with Sani and resumes original conversation.
”... Hmmm that’s nice..” up until Sani repeats ”.... but I suppose
anybody can join.”
Amy again strikes thinking posture and looks left. Scene shift left.
Curtis with stick, Gene and Jared lined up next to him. Amy lines up
behind Jared.
Curtis: Halt! Please identify yourself.
Gene: Gene Choi! TCF member # 2432765!
Curtis: Present membership card.
Gene hands over card. Curtis scrutinizes.
Curtis: You may pass. But member Choi, please note that your membership is
due to expire next month.
Gene: Thank you, sir, I’ll remember to go to the office to get it renewed.
Curtis: Next!
Jared: Jared Amaral! TCF member #356454!
Curtis: Present membership card.
Jared searches all over his body. Curtis looms over him with each failed
search.
Jared: Oh, I know its here somewhere. I don’t think I left it at home. Oh,
whew, here it is.
Curtis scrutinizes. Looks back to Jared and then back to card.
Jared: I shaved off the mustache.
Curtis: You may pass. Next!
Amy: Ah, ummm. I’m not really a member. I was just curious about…
Curtis: Not a member? Are you a Christian?
Amy: Well, I don’t think so, I don’t know, I’m not sure…
Curtis: TCF member Choi, administer the test!
Gene comes up to Amy and reads quickly out of a book: Do you believe in God
the father, Christ his only son, and the Holy Spirit? Do you believe
in the subsitutionary atonement of Jesus Christ for your sin? Do you
believe the Scriptures are the inspired and uniquely reliable word of
God? Do you believe…
Amy: I don’t know! I don’t know what I believe. That’s why I came! I was
just curious about what were some options!
Amy runs back and resumes conversation ”....so what other things does TCF
do?” up to when Sani says: ”...and of course we worship also.”
Same Transition Left.
Gene, Jared, Curtis are sitting in three chairs. Eyes closed and hands
folded in prayer. Amy cautiously joins them. Pokes at Jared.
Amy: Is this the Christian Fellowship meeting?
Jared: Yes, shhhhh. We are about to begin worshipping.
Amy: What am I supposed to do?
Gene (solemnly): Let us begin the worship.
The three do a synchronized but elaborately silly, Monty Pythonesque
routine. Amy tries to keep up but cannot. Finally the three stop and
stare at her.
Amy: I’m sorry, I’ve never done this before, I didn’t even know if I
wanted to. I was just curious why you thought it was so important to
worship.
Amy flees back to conversation and resumes until the final line: ”... no,
I was just curious.”
Gene: We are the Salt and Light Team of TCF. Our mission is invite our
friends to find true life in Jesus, and to help the entire fellowship
invite their friends to find Jesus. We believe all of us has at least
one friend who is curious about God, who wants more than what he or
she has now. But they probably have mental barriers that prevent
them from just walking into a TCF meeting to find out more about Jesus
on their own. One way we can help them is to invite them to a setting
which is low key, safe, and where they can meet other Christians which
can slowly break down those barriers.
Jared introduces the Coffehouse and describes how it hopes to be that.
”... we are deliberately not publicizing this because we want people
to personally invite at least one friend and actually come with him or
her. For instance, I’m inviting…..
A few other team members give quick descriptions (whether by name or not)
of who they’ll be inviting.
Jared: So, remember, that’s DATE, TIME, PLACE.